Questions?

I was going through some of my older Latts and Atts boating magazines on the weekend and decided to share some of the phrases that one finds along the edges of the pages. Bob Bitchin is quite the character....enjoy...George

"Since bread is square. why do they make sandwich meat round?"
"Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?"
"I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans!"
"What happens if you get amnesia and deja vu at the same time?"
"If money does not grow on trees, why do banks have branches?"